ESCarmchair
Everyone else goes to Eurovision... so we don't have to...
Tuesday, 3 February 2026
LUXEMBOURG 2026
Wednesday, 28 January 2026
MALTA 2026
Saturday, 24 January 2026
MOLDOVA 2026
The stadium goes in hard for this and the band bounces off the audience as much as the audience is bouncing off them. Although not a vehicle to show vocal dexterity, the song creates little doubt that this is the Moldovan entry! The shifts in language do not jar and opens the song up to non-Romanian speakers. This live performance is a good starting point but needs to funnel the spirit of the song with some sharpening up the camera direction to make this something that will stand out to jury and televoters in May.
ARTIST - Satochi
SONG – Viva, Moldova!
WRITING/PRODUCTION CREDITS - Boris Subotić
Friday, 16 January 2026
MONTENEGRO 2026
Saturday, 10 January 2026
ALBANIA 2026
The song, staging and camera work leans into the dramatic; balancing somewhere between a melancholic Balkan ballad and a dark operatic aria. The song’s theme relays the conflicting emotions of a mother who is saying goodbye to her child(ren) leaving the family home. Alis’ outfit gives off a “steampunk pallbearer” vibe yet the addition of dark sunglasses seems not to stop his charisma and emotion coming through the screen. Throughout the song he holds a pocket watch on a chain which he nudges towards the audience at times. The spiralling not-so-steadycam work emphasises the themes of abandonment, desertion and loneliness but this also makes Alis the centre of the song allowing his strength - and the songs power - to shine. As a negative, the dark aura on screen makes Alis hard to pick out but changes can easily be made to rectify this. Alis has a powerhouse of a vocal and this song brings to the fore his dexterity to show strength and fragility simultaneously without an exaggerated physicality.
The local crowd is audibly and visibly gung-ho for this song, which was the pre-show favourite before the festival began. Something this dramatic and artistic is bound to do well with the Albanian diaspora at home and with any vocal technicians in the jury. There will need to be some editing to the song length – but not too much – and to the visual notes of the production. This is a very competent entry, encompassing an ethnic energy and anthemic chorus, and should do well when May comes.
ARTIST - Alis
SONG - Nân
WRITING/PRODUCTION CREDITS - Erjet Barbullushi, Desara Gjini, Alis Kallaçi
Saturday, 20 December 2025
Eurovision 2026
Friday, 5 December 2025
FARTY OR PARTY 2025
Saturday, 10 May 2025
ESC Armchair @ BBC Bristol!
Ann appeared as a telephone guest for a quick 10 minute chat before the grand final
Enjoy !
Wednesday, 9 April 2025
SOA 2025
The winner of each podcast will go through to the 'Champions of Champions' round to see what our favourite of the year is AND if we really think it has any chance of winning! (almost certainly not)
Marmite
Those buildings looked frankly dirty
Whatever they are dancing to - isn't that song
No need for a violin
"That's what we do well"
"Swashbuckle" graphics
A fan of Blue Peter
Enya... on drugs
Shoving fags in his face
A niche to carve out
The Quantum Leap Soundtrack
A till from the Grace Brothers
They can no longer afford trousers
Is there a culture of Panto...?
Dear Finland - your problem
Do Polish people want to watch things about Henry VIII?
Normal Collier processing
Greater than the sum of its parts
If Duncan Lawrence could write a song
Clean Bandit from Temu
It doesn’t have a leg to stand on… unfortunately
“Three riddles have I !”
It's good - but it's not right
Under the auspices of Dr Evil
When are Liechtenstein doing Eurovision?
This was everything from Novelty Island - except for Graham Lister
A rollover vote...?
A performance they believe in
Just wish it went somewhere
Never knew Jimbo and the Jet Set were so popular
It *should* be a shoo-in
Not serving subtlety
Monday, 17 March 2025
FRANCE 2025
SONG - maman
WRITING/PRODUCTION CREDITS - Anne Peichert, Tristan Salvati
