SOA 2016 8

It's the last show of the year boo/hiss/hooray/wipe brow/first pump (delete as applicable)
Poor Mr Jopijedd tries REALLY HARD to get out of his duties, but to no avail. We take no responsibility or liability for listeners who catch what he has through listening to this podcast...

We discuss where our 'high deluxe studio' is (guffaw), Mrs Forky has a rant about contestants on America's Next Top Model, Jopijedd wonders (in a very general way) about Arianna Grande and we finally find out which part of Mr Jopijedd has a secret talent - although it is secret no longer !!!!

Much to talk about this episode regarding the songs, however most of it seems to be the re-occurring theme this year of missed opportunities.  Not only do we choose a winner for the episode but an overall winner for the podcast. As previous winners of this 'accolade' will confirm - IT IS THE KISS OF DEATH !!!!!

This episode was pre-recorded on the 28th April and reviewed are in alphabetical order - Albania, Armenia, Cyprus, Italy and Latvia.

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SOA 2016 7

It's the penultimate show of the year and we can't quite believe it?!?!?

Talking points include:

Can you be too girly? (Possibly...)

Does Fleur East have a good lawyer? (I don't think she cares...)

Who sounds like the whiniest contestant? (That's an easy one....)

Is Montenegro back to being Montenegro yet....? (Very much YES!)


This episode was recorded on 22nd April and the songs reviewed are in alphabetical order - Austria, Belgium, Estonia, Montenegro, Switzerland and possibly Romania.

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SOA 2016 6

Not long to go now as we reach the 3/4 point!
And the episode has a(nother) guest appearance by the Soup Dragon.

Lots of chat about songs sounding like other songs and lots of songs seemingly jump the shark in one way or another... And I also wonder who really should be calling the shots when it comes to choosing Eurovision entries. I get the feeling that a) a lot of whiny people get their own way and b) some people buckle too easily to 'fan pressure'. There is also the age old argument about whether gimmicks work - and if you can have too many gimmicks - but also is the SONG contest becoming too visual..?

This episode was recorded on the 13th April and the songs reviewed are, in alphabetical order - Czech Republic, Denmark, Iceland, Poland and San Marino.

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2016 SOA 5

This is, shall we say, a game of two halves... all will be explained half way through!
It also has a truly confusing beginning - unless you are from Sheffield - more information can be found here ... and beware the 'crack on' box is STILL going *eyes roll*

Most of our complaints this week see to be that most of the songs either sound like something else - not plagiarism, more like derivative and therefore unimaginative - or it is just plain boring! Everything also seems a bit visual in this episode which doesn't make the best podcast but hopefully you already have those visions in your head so shouldn't be too taxing! We also wonder if doing Eurovision after appearing on a version of The Voice/X-factor/Got Talent is a step forward or backwards

This show was recorded in 2 parts on the 10th and 13th of April and the songs covered, in alphabetical order are - Belarus, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Germany, Lithuania, Malta and Slovenia.

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2016 SOA 4

Episode 4 of "Shite or Alright" - and please don't kick the baby!

This show also sees the return of the 'crack on' box - I think I may have stumbled across another catchphrase...

Today, Mrs Forky finds one song a bit patronising, we take one song title a bit too literally, improve another song's chorus massively (although we would say that!) and Jopijedd reminds me of a Finnish entrant who I had REALLY tried to forget about ! *shakes fist*

This episode was pre-recorded on the 5th of April and being reviewed are, in alphabetical order: Australia, Finland, Norway, Netherlands, and the United Kingdom

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2016 SOA 3

Welcome to episode 3 of his years "Shite or Alright" reviews.

Today we introduce you to Squirt's Comedy Chair!
Issues discussed today include if certain Eurovision contestants are disrobing to get more votes AND if it's actually a bid sad if they believe this, why TV companies need to top listening to Eurovision fans, how popular voting in elections is around where we live and we have ANOTHER meme for Dona - one that we are very proud of...

This episode was pre-recorded on 31st March and being reviewed, in alphabetical order, are - Azerbaijan, Israel, Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, Russia and Spain.


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2016 SOA 2

It's episode number 2 of this year's "Shite or Alright" Eurovision reviews!

As I write this I am trying to remember some of the shenanigans that happen in this episode but can't... I have to admit that we were both ever so slightly inebriated during this episode so that is my excuse.... Ooooooops!

We start off with a warning about the SOA dress code (we are watching you), Jopijedd thinks about the singer of the the Hungarian entry and gets is all a bit wrong, does the same with the Georgian band and we suggest what Frans might be stealing from the Post Office.

This episode was pre-recorded on 27th March and being reviewed, in alphabetical order, are - Bulgaria, Hungary, Georgia, Serbia, Sweden and Ukraine


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2016 SOA 1

Shite or Alright is back!!!!!

After unpopular demand we've decided to dust off the trusty snowball microphone and have another go at reviewing the entries for this year's Eurovision.

As you will hear at the start there have been a few changes to the format this year which will hopefully make our lives - and your lives - a little bit easier and hopefully a bit less time consuming! However what HASN'T changed are the obligatory advertisements, obscure references (if in doubt google it OR tweet me at @DVVHolland for info) and foul language. Don't worry - baby was fast asleep upstairs at time of recording.

This episode was pre-recorded on 25th March and being reviewed, in alphabetical order, are - Croatia, France, Greece, Ireland and Moldova

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