It's that time again!!! Six episodes of us trying to make sense of Eurovision 2025
We roll back the clock to this time last year and try to pick up the pieces - yes it's been a year but yes IT STILL HURTS!!!! In the intro, we look at some of the tropes and memes we have to look forward to as well as some of the underlying themes this year's bunch seem to subscribe to and which countries are in our bad books... We review *most* of this year's songs and give them a score from Parasite to Meteorite!
The winner of each podcast will go through to the 'Champions of Champions' round to see what our favourite of the year is AND if we really think it has any chance of winning! (almost certainly not)
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EPISODE ONE: HOLDEN'S CAULDRON
Azerbaijan, Belgium, Estonia, Poland & Switzerland
Marmite
Those buildings looked frankly dirty
Whatever they are dancing to - isn't that song
No need for a violin
"That's what we do well"
EPISODE TWO: SWEEP FOR ESC 2026
Armenia, Finland, Iceland, Italy, Latvia & Norway
"Swashbuckle" graphics
A fan of Blue Peter
Enya... on drugs
Shoving fags in his face
A niche to carve out
The Quantum Leap Soundtrack
EPISODE THREE: AN EXPLANATION OF URINAL CAKES
Austria, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, Sweden & United Kingdom
A till from the Grace Brothers
They can no longer afford trousers
Is there a culture of Panto...?
Dear Finland - your problem
Do Polish people want to watch things about Henry VIII?
Normal Collier processing