Sunday, 7 May 2017

Alternative lyrics

Last year, I took some of the song lyrics and put my own spin on them... 

I've had another go this year...

ALBANIA
What’s the wailing for?
What’s the cost of tune in this song?
All I ever really want 
Is to halt it all, it's all so wrong


BULGARIA
I am such a big fat liar
I really did steal your tyre
The car was parked against the wall
But it was not driveable


BELGIUM
All alone in the zany zone
Are you ready to do soft play?
Knock down stuff, going in and out
Are you going climb or fall?


GERMANY
I’m needing some thinner, needing some paint
Needing a paintbrush that won't break
I’m not afraid of painting a fence
Sometimes it’s wet before it's dry
That’s what you call a perfect wife


ICELAND
You have used all the paper,
I'm on the loo, I've had a poo, oh phew.


IRELAND
But I’m buying a pie, I’m buying a pie
I’ll put it straight in my arms
Find the fridge on the farm then I’ll pay


LATVIA
Say it one more time
I forgot it, say it one more time
I forgot it, say it one more time
I forgot it, say it one more time


MOLDOVA
And he said
Mamma, mamma, don't breast feed here
I’m offended by your big boob
Mamma, mamma, put them  away
Can't you feed 'it' through a tube?
(based on an almost true story)


MACEDONIA
I don’t poo alone 
Wherever I am
The toddler follows


SAN MARINO
What's the spirit of the night, spirit of the night
Brandy, cognac, gin, tequila?
Spirit of the night, makes our wallets so much lighter


SLOVENIA
Saturday, I’m won’t coming back
I’ll hide away because I’ll get the sack


SPAIN
Do it for your liver, do it for your liver baby
Down a pint and saturate your liver


SWITZERLAND
I have got a strong big toe
All the way from Tokyo
Twenty years of training
Grandmaster of tae kwon do


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