Saturday 13 August 2011

Day 13 - your least favourite entry of all time

2004 Switzerland : Piero and the music stars – Celebrate

Oh dear.

Everything about this is just wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG !!!!

Basically it’s like the very bad prequel to Glee with some very badly dressed adults, doing their best to imitate children. In fact it’s like a very bad parody of an excruciatingly bad Junior Eurovision performance. It’s boringly repetitive lyrics are infantile and most of all the song really doesn’t mean a thing.

Piero’s voice really doesn’t suit this kind of song. Piero himself actually won the premiere edition of the Swiss reality talent show ‘Music Star’ in 2003 and the 4 backing singers were also participants in the show. It was literally the biggest thing ever. No wonder then that this piss poor bag o’shite won…

Not content with one key change they have two – in the wrong place. By the end of the song everybody looks and sounds absolutely knackered and sounds more like an aerobics video than a singing competition by the end of it all.

However the best bit is when he hits himself with the microphone #epicfail

This song was in the very first semi-final ever created in 2004 and as justification for this pile of tripe, it scored NIL POINTS. The only entry ever to have scored 0 in a semi-final and I know you will agree with that score…


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